"Hey HoeMoe! hows euroventure going? do you still have functioning livers? can you let angus know that alice will prob move out around Dec/Jan which is pretty convenient timing if he should want to move back in with the cool kids. I have been looking after Rachell for you. She probably wont be your girlfriend when you get home, she'll be mine *insert evil laugh* But anyway we miss you guys and if you feel you need to come home early well i guess that would be ok. :)"
"Hey bitches. Travels are going well. As for coming home soon, I think not. Plus I'm not sure of she has told you but rach is coming over for 3 weeks at the end of sept. So that might be a dampener for her if I am not here. As for you stealing her.... I don't like your chances..."